Why Fruit is God

I learned a few things today. All relating to why Fruit is God

1. Kiwi paper in the world of embroidery is God of all sewing paper. Ok so its the only paper that I found that can be stitched on. Perhaps its because Kiwi paper is a "Treeless" Paper. What exactly does "Treeless" Paper mean?
2. Raspberry Smirnoff Ice is very yummy. One may say its the best Smirnoff Flavored Ice's yet per-se. (Yes that is a South Park reference for those of you who followed it, for everyone else I was just trying to sound smarter per-se).
   
3. Fruit flavored cheesecake is on my diet plan. After all I am allowed as much fruits as I want, and as far as I am concerned the Strawberry Cheesecake is 99% Strawberry's and only 1% cheesecake.
   
4. My family and friends seem to think I am a fruitcake...Ok so that one is a stretch, but I had to try.

PS. I am not a trained nutritionist so you may not want to take my advice on the whole fruitcake in diet plan.
PPS. I am not a trained Theologian so you might not want to share my beliefs on Fruit being God.
PPSS. I am forced to watch South Park against my will as my husband is the one who likes the show. I just find myself quoting it more then I would like to.
PPPSS. I am still lost on the whole treeless paper thing. :)
PPPSSS. Nope that's it. Have a good night everyone!